A Christmas Cracker Nov 2014
St James Church, Lower Hutt. Saturday, 29th Nov.
Intro
This concert was the final for the year, and as usual, the second half had a humouresque element
The treble clef at right is etched onto a window in the choir room. It appears to be floating in space, with the Lower Hutt Central Library in the background.
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It is easier to take photos at the rehearsal in the afternoon. Here you see a nice mixture of scrolls and bells. |
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The Concert
Each half of the concert comprised a trios of piece. The first began with Bolero and ended with The Thieving Magpie. The second began with the Nutcracker Suite, then the world premiere of "A Christmas Cracker", and ended with Leroy Anderson's A Christmas Festival.
Ravel - Bolero
This highly popular piece begins with the impossibility of a pianissimo
snare
drum. (Snare drums were designed to alert a whole regiment.)
Anyway, we want to get the rhythm imbedded at this stage so p rather
than ppp is fine. The piece builds up by sections sequentially
beginning to play. On this occasion, sequence was emphasised by the
sections
entering stage right, left and mid as required. Over the 15 minutes of snare beat, the you-can't-
march-to-this tap rapped on. The second and wider photo is about a
third of the way
through, when the celli and wind have joined. It was a great start to
the concert. Everyone likes Bolero, even the critics who search for
ways to top Ravel's own critique. (See Wikipedia)
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| Orchestra enjoying The
Thieving Magpie. It's a lovely over-the-top piece that Brent described
as attracting cats onto UTube. |
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Second Half
| A mild
change in dress code. Those wishing to wear elf hats are
free to do so. Brent however is wearing a North Pole Wind
Sock (Elf Avionics.) Hopefully, it was returned before the
pre-flight checks on Santa's sleigh. HVO are playing The Nutcracker Suite - a Miniature Overture and seven specific dances from the ballet . Each of those dances is a delight in itself. Short but very evocative. |
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World premiere - A Christmas Cracker
This piece has a simple premise : If the 1812 can have cannons as part of the percussion, then a specially composed piece with a Christmas cracker or two is not a problem. Well, one or two wouldn't be. In actual fact, the performance used 59 crackers, and only enough bought for one practice. Additionally, the composition was by Brent, a nimble percussionist, who had the optimistic attitude that a slow beginning allows time for skills to develop, but the piece needed a cracking pace to be impressive. Which is also true. But how do you watch where the other guys hands are, and look where the next cracker is stashed, and read the music, and the conductor is the composer. Would something crack?
Amazingly, it worked very well.
The intro set the atmosphere nicely. In a charming German accent, the history was explained. The details have fallen through a crack, but Mad King Ludwig of Bavaria probably came in somewhere. His partner looked like he had a hobby making crackers by mining defunct minefields in the Sinai Peninsular.
This was avante garde charge-of-the-crackers-brigade music.
As you can see, (left to right), it worked with precision at the start, and even much of the way through. The prestissimo end seems to show a change of technique where Egypt has suddenly developed the multi-cracker-grab and Germany has developed the "Vot Schweinhund has sviped ze next Kraker" gasp. This merely showed up on photo analysis afterwards. It all seemed to go excellently and ended with a bang.
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No percussionist
would desecrate the profession by using a cracker to make a noise. This was the source of the cracker bangs: Doreen on her last
performance with the HVO. During the final Leroy Anderson Christmas Festival, younger listeners combed the tossed bangers for hats and toy trivia. Christmas is for children. |
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Anton Erasmuson.